This Is Not The Webcomic You're Looking For, unless you're looking for a comic about a bunch of people who go through life trying desperately to cope with each other, in which case I suppose the title may be a misnomer. Updates on Sundays are like a struck funny bone: painful, with a bizarrely pleasant tingle.
(Sunday temporarily means "whenever")
Stoplight Parties 101
For those of you unaware of what a stoplight party is, it is this: a party at which everyone present dresses according to their relationship status. Red means "taken" or "in a relationship," yellow means "potentially available" or "in an open relationship" or "going through a rough breakup, approach at your own risk," and green means "single and available."