This Is Not The Webcomic You're Looking For, unless you're looking for a comic about a bunch of people who go through life trying desperately to cope with each other, in which case I suppose the title may be a misnomer. Updates on Sundays are like a struck funny bone: painful, with a bizarrely pleasant tingle.
(Sunday temporarily means "whenever")
So, yeah. My technology now lives alongside such notables as Yelling Bird, Sweet-Tits, Shame Orb, Randy the Bandicoot, Shelby the Dog (all from Questionable Content by Jeph Jaques); and Anubis (from So Damn Bright by Erich Perry) and all they seem to do is compete for my time. Just like in real life!
And yes, I do indeed have the Halo: Reach Limited Edition Xbox 360. What's more is that the box it came in has a preorder pickup sticker on it that reads "1". Eat it, No0b$! Jk. Only eat it if you're hungry.